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"sometimes he wears heels"
intro to Father Lucifer
October 11, 1999
Denver, Colorado

Ok, so hang on a second. So, some of you people have noticed the mall up there. Hi everybody standing in the mall, how's it going? I think you all should pull down your pants and show us your penises. Because, and, this is really fascinating. I feel like there should be like, a Starbucks here, and a mall. I've never played in a mall before, just call me Tiff. So, um, I want my stage manager, wherever you are, I love you dearly, but these people, I love them, but -- I'm gonna either make love to you or um, you're gonna come onstage with me. So go somewhere. Ok? Guys? Shove! Move. Move. Move! Go! What do you think, think is a great show. You want me to show you my tits? Steve, thank you. Get 'em out of there, turn that light off, 'cause this is who I'm playing to. Whoever got the backstage passes, I don't give a fuck. Turn it off. You know what I mean. Yep. This is fantastic, because you guys are gonna do a great job with this. And the guy that's doing it, I love him very much. He dresses up like a woman fantastically.

[sings]

sometimes he wears heels
seven-inch
dressed up, make the meal, I said a
sometimes he wears heels
my light bulb boys
I love him to death
oh, but if I’m wrong, I said
there are nights
I’m losing my head
I’m losing what sanity I have left
but sometimes in these heels
I get it up
I get it up
like a timber tree, ah yeah
I said my life is
a cabaret nights
played all my life
strippers one to five
I give it up
I’ll give it again
Uncle Sam
you have your woman



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